Capitana Sin Verguenza ~ Ornament

Capitana Sin Vergüenza ~ Shame Was Left at the Dock

For the woman who runs the ship and apologizes for none of it. Spanish speakers get the joke instantly; everyone else gets it the second she walks in. Shameless has never sounded so elegant.

• Bilingual Sass: A title that sounds like a compliment and works like a warning.
• Her Rank: Hand it to the friend who already acts like she owns the marina.
• No Translation Needed: Her grin explains the rest.

Small enough to stash in a card, bold enough to rule the tree. Pirate Dayz offers it in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, hanging string in the box, and it cleans up with a damp cloth.