Cannon of Confetti ~ Ornament
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Cannon of Confetti ~ Celebrate First, Explain Later
Slander loaded the cannon with confetti for the big summer bash and then looked around for someone named Will. Will got the full blast. Will was not thrilled. Slander has an apology drafted and fully intends to deliver it, eventually.
- Fourth of July Party: For whoever lights the sparklers and says sorry to the neighbors afterward.
- Anyone Named Will: The gift every Will will pretend to hate and secretly keep.
- Pun Lovers: Made for the friend who groans at wordplay and laughs anyway.
Made for the deckhand who starts the holiday countdown in October. The round ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches with a hanging string, and a damp cloth keeps it bright between voyages.
