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Call Me Captain I Own the Fleet ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Not the Captain's Wife ~ The Captain's Boss

Someone at the marina asked whose boat it was. She let the silence do the work, then handed him the slip number for all eleven. Being underestimated is a hobby. Correcting it is the career.

  • For the woman who signs the checks: Business owners, department heads, and the matriarch who bought the lake house outright.
  • Boss's day gift that lands: Give it to the woman everyone reports to and watch the room agree.
  • Admiral of the Pirate Queens collection: Where ownership is a given and modesty was never in the budget.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood