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Call Me Captain I Own the Fleet ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Not the Captain's Wife ~ The Captain's Boss

Someone at the marina asked whose boat it was. She let the silence do the work, then handed him the slip number for all eleven. Being underestimated is a hobby. Correcting it is the career.

  • For the woman who signs the checks: Business owners, department heads, and the matriarch who bought the lake house outright.
  • Boss's day gift that lands: Give it to the woman everyone reports to and watch the room agree.
  • Admiral of the Pirate Queens collection: Where ownership is a given and modesty was never in the budget.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer