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Call Me Captain I Own the Fleet ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug

$18.69

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Not the Captain's Wife ~ The Captain's Boss

Someone at the marina asked whose boat it was. She let the silence do the work, then handed him the slip number for all eleven. Being underestimated is a hobby. Correcting it is the career.

  • For the woman who signs the checks: Business owners, department heads, and the matriarch who bought the lake house outright.
  • Boss's day gift that lands: Give it to the woman everyone reports to and watch the room agree.
  • Admiral of the Pirate Queens collection: Where ownership is a given and modesty was never in the budget.


Even pirates need their morning brew before raising the anchor ~ this glossy ceramic mug comes in white or black, 11 oz for a quick cup or 15 oz for the long haul, with a comfortable C handle and your design front and center ~ fill it with coffee, tea or something stronger after sunset, Damien won't tell