Calamari That Was My Cousin ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Appetizer Arrived ~ So Did the Grief
The platter hits the table, the lemon gets squeezed, and somebody at the end has gone quiet. Not everyone at this dinner is here to eat. One of them is here to pay respects.
- For the dinner-table comedian: Perfect for the dad who orders the fried rings and then gives a eulogy, the friend who makes the waiter laugh against his will, and anyone who has ever named their shrimp.
- Condolences accepted: Deepest sympathies, and would you pass the marinara.
- Mourning in: Part of Here Be Monsters, seafood section.
Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood



