Calamari That Was My Cousin ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Appetizer Arrived ~ So Did the Grief
The platter hits the table, the lemon gets squeezed, and somebody at the end has gone quiet. Not everyone at this dinner is here to eat. One of them is here to pay respects.
- For the dinner-table comedian: Perfect for the dad who orders the fried rings and then gives a eulogy, the friend who makes the waiter laugh against his will, and anyone who has ever named their shrimp.
- Condolences accepted: Deepest sympathies, and would you pass the marinara.
- Mourning in: Part of Here Be Monsters, seafood section.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
