Born to Plunder Forced to Attend Meetings ~ Ornament

Destiny Rescheduled to 2pm Tuesday

Great potential, limited availability, and a calendar invite that could have been an email. For the colleague who keeps a passport in the top drawer, the manager who schedules the standup and resents it most, and the retiree walking out on the last quick sync of a long career.

• Boss Day, Done: A gift the boss will laugh at and then quietly keep forever.
• Farewell Card Replacement: Beats a sheet cake for the coworker escaping to something better.
• Meeting Survival: Carries a person through the agenda item that has no end.

Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree, whether it stands in the living room or the galley (Slander the Parrot has already claimed a branch). Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape through many Decembers. Hang it on the tree, from the rum shelf, or tie it to a bottle for the friend who says arrr at every opportunity.