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Born to Plunder Forced to Attend Meetings ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Destiny Rescheduled to 2pm Tuesday

Great potential, limited availability, and a calendar invite that could have been an email. For the colleague who keeps a passport in the top drawer, the manager who schedules the standup and resents it most, and the retiree walking out on the last quick sync of a long career.

  • Boss Day, Done: A gift the boss will laugh at and then quietly keep forever.
  • Farewell Card Replacement: Beats a sheet cake for the coworker escaping to something better.
  • Meeting Survival: Carries a person through the agenda item that has no end.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood