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Born to Plunder Forced to Attend Meetings ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

$49.99

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Destiny Rescheduled to 2pm Tuesday

Great potential, limited availability, and a calendar invite that could have been an email. For the colleague who keeps a passport in the top drawer, the manager who schedules the standup and resents it most, and the retiree walking out on the last quick sync of a long career.

  • Boss Day, Done: A gift the boss will laugh at and then quietly keep forever.
  • Farewell Card Replacement: Beats a sheet cake for the coworker escaping to something better.
  • Meeting Survival: Carries a person through the agenda item that has no end.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer