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Booty Security ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Booty Security ~ Guarding the Good Stuff Since Day One

Every crew needs one person on protection detail. Theirs is self appointed, slightly overqualified and takes the job very seriously on the dance floor. Nothing has gone missing yet, which proves the system works.

  • Bachelorette Bodyguard: The bride's friend who walks behind, watches the room and files a full report in the morning.
  • Cruise Deck Patrol: A clear job title for the one who keeps the drinks safe, the chairs claimed and the valuables close.
  • After Hours Clearance: Stationed in Pirates After Dark, where a pirate's favourite word does double duty without saying anything it should not.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood