Booty Security ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Booty Security ~ Guarding the Good Stuff Since Day One
Every crew needs one person on protection detail. Theirs is self appointed, slightly overqualified and takes the job very seriously on the dance floor. Nothing has gone missing yet, which proves the system works.
- Bachelorette Bodyguard: The bride's friend who walks behind, watches the room and files a full report in the morning.
- Cruise Deck Patrol: A clear job title for the one who keeps the drinks safe, the chairs claimed and the valuables close.
- After Hours Clearance: Stationed in Pirates After Dark, where a pirate's favourite word does double duty without saying anything it should not.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
