Booty Security ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Booty Security ~ Guarding the Good Stuff Since Day One
Every crew needs one person on protection detail. Theirs is self appointed, slightly overqualified and takes the job very seriously on the dance floor. Nothing has gone missing yet, which proves the system works.
- Bachelorette Bodyguard: The bride's friend who walks behind, watches the room and files a full report in the morning.
- Cruise Deck Patrol: A clear job title for the one who keeps the drinks safe, the chairs claimed and the valuables close.
- After Hours Clearance: Stationed in Pirates After Dark, where a pirate's favourite word does double duty without saying anything it should not.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
