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Booty Call Bring a Shovel ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Booty Call Bring a Shovel ~ Dig Responsibly

Some treasure hunts start with a map and some with a text at 11pm. This one does not specify which, and that ambiguity is the entire joke. The friend who gets it will laugh too loudly in a quiet restaurant.

  • The Friend Who Starts Things: For the one whose late night messages are always an adventure, rarely a sensible one.
  • Treasure Hunt Humour: Metal detector people, beachcombers and flirts all read it differently, and all of them are right.
  • Buried After Dark: Marked on the Pirates After Dark chart, where a dig and a date share a shovel.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood