Booty Call Bring a Shovel ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Booty Call Bring a Shovel ~ Dig Responsibly
Some treasure hunts start with a map and some with a text at 11pm. This one does not specify which, and that ambiguity is the entire joke. The friend who gets it will laugh too loudly in a quiet restaurant.
- The Friend Who Starts Things: For the one whose late night messages are always an adventure, rarely a sensible one.
- Treasure Hunt Humour: Metal detector people, beachcombers and flirts all read it differently, and all of them are right.
- Buried After Dark: Marked on the Pirates After Dark chart, where a dig and a date share a shovel.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
