Booty Call Bring a Shovel ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

Booty Call Bring a Shovel ~ Dig Responsibly

Some treasure hunts start with a map and some with a text at 11pm. This one does not specify which, and that ambiguity is the entire joke. The friend who gets it will laugh too loudly in a quiet restaurant.

• The Friend Who Starts Things: For the one whose late night messages are always an adventure, rarely a sensible one.
• Treasure Hunt Humour: Metal detector people, beachcombers and flirts all read it differently, and all of them are right.
• Buried After Dark: Marked on the Pirates After Dark chart, where a dig and a date share a shovel.

Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer