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Blamed on the Parrot ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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What Happens at Sea ~ Blame the Parrot

A good vacation crew appoints a scapegoat before the first drink. Slander the Parrot took the job years ago. He repeats everything and regrets nothing.

  • Cruise Crew Matching Set: One for each of the ten people who swear they were asleep by eleven.
  • Actual Parrot Owners: Finally, a story that holds up. The bird really did say it.
  • Pirates After Dark: Perched in the collection where the alibi has feathers and the witness talks.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood