Blamed on the Parrot ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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What Happens at Sea ~ Blame the Parrot
A good vacation crew appoints a scapegoat before the first drink. Slander the Parrot took the job years ago. He repeats everything and regrets nothing.
- Cruise Crew Matching Set: One for each of the ten people who swear they were asleep by eleven.
- Actual Parrot Owners: Finally, a story that holds up. The bird really did say it.
- Pirates After Dark: Perched in the collection where the alibi has feathers and the witness talks.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
