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Big Plank Energy ~ Confidence With a Drop

Somebody on the boat is going to call the shots, pick the music, and insist the water is fine before anyone checks. That one.

• Bachelor Party Captain: Hand it to the groom or the best man, whichever walks like he already owns the dock.
• Lake Day Swagger: The joke lands from thirty feet away, which is roughly how far the rest of the party will stand.
• Pirates After Dark: Where confidence gets its own department and nobody asks for credentials.