Best Friends Worst Witnesses ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Twenty Years of Friendship, Zero Usable Testimony

Ask either of them what happened Saturday and the stories will not match, though both will be delivered with total confidence. Loyal beyond question. Accurate under no circumstances.

• Matching for the trip: Order a pair for the duo whose vacation photos require context and whose context requires a lawyer.
• Reliability rating: Will take the secret to the grave. Will also forget which secret.
• Sworn in at: Pirate Queens, where recollections remain hazy.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood