Best Friends Worst Witnesses ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Twenty Years of Friendship, Zero Usable Testimony

Ask either of them what happened Saturday and the stories will not match, though both will be delivered with total confidence. Loyal beyond question. Accurate under no circumstances.

• Matching for the trip: Order a pair for the duo whose vacation photos require context and whose context requires a lawyer.
• Reliability rating: Will take the secret to the grave. Will also forget which secret.
• Sworn in at: Pirate Queens, where recollections remain hazy.

Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure