Best Friends Worst Witnesses ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Twenty Years of Friendship, Zero Usable Testimony

Ask either of them what happened Saturday and the stories will not match, though both will be delivered with total confidence. Loyal beyond question. Accurate under no circumstances.

• Matching for the trip: Order a pair for the duo whose vacation photos require context and whose context requires a lawyer.
• Reliability rating: Will take the secret to the grave. Will also forget which secret.
• Sworn in at: Pirate Queens, where recollections remain hazy.