Best Friends Worst Witnesses ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Twenty Years of Friendship, Zero Usable Testimony
Ask either of them what happened Saturday and the stories will not match, though both will be delivered with total confidence. Loyal beyond question. Accurate under no circumstances.
- Matching for the trip: Order a pair for the duo whose vacation photos require context and whose context requires a lawyer.
- Reliability rating: Will take the secret to the grave. Will also forget which secret.
- Sworn in at: Pirate Queens, where recollections remain hazy.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
