Beak Performance ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Personal Best ~ Measured in Crackers

Leg day was skipped. Cardio is a rumor. The real training happens at the cage, where a two-pound bird out-stubborns a grown adult five mornings a week.

• For the gym regular with a bird at home: Protein shake in one hand, millet spray in the other, lifting both with purpose.
• The pun lands at the gym and the vet: Trainers, runners and bird nerds all get it on the first read.
• Trained in Parrot Problems: The collection where every rep is supervised by something with a beak.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood