Beak Performance ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Personal Best ~ Measured in Crackers

Leg day was skipped. Cardio is a rumor. The real training happens at the cage, where a two-pound bird out-stubborns a grown adult five mornings a week.

• For the gym regular with a bird at home: Protein shake in one hand, millet spray in the other, lifting both with purpose.
• The pun lands at the gym and the vet: Trainers, runners and bird nerds all get it on the first read.
• Trained in Parrot Problems: The collection where every rep is supervised by something with a beak.