Beak Performance ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

Personal Best ~ Measured in Crackers

Leg day was skipped. Cardio is a rumor. The real training happens at the cage, where a two-pound bird out-stubborns a grown adult five mornings a week.

• For the gym regular with a bird at home: Protein shake in one hand, millet spray in the other, lifting both with purpose.
• The pun lands at the gym and the vet: Trainers, runners and bird nerds all get it on the first read.
• Trained in Parrot Problems: The collection where every rep is supervised by something with a beak.

Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer