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Be a Lady ~ Ornament

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Be a Lady ~ The Second Line Changes Everything

Grandmother had advice for every occasion, and she said it with a straight face. Somewhere between manners and mutiny, the instruction picked up a much sharper ending.

  • Etiquette Remix: Polite at first glance, dangerous at second.
  • For Her Crew: The friend who smiles sweetly while winning every argument.
  • Finishing School: Graduated with honors in charm and sabotage.


Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree that secretly wants to be a mast. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape for many Decembers.