Batten Down the Hot Flashes ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Batten Down ~ Weather Coming From Inside
A new front has opened in the thermostat war, and it is personal. One minute the cabin is fine, the next the windows are open in January and the fan is on high. Rough seas, no forecast, and absolutely no shame about it.
- Friend gift that gets it: For the sister, the coworker, or the walking-group buddy riding out the same storm with a sense of humor and a portable fan.
- Crew advisory: Hatches secured, layers removed, mood unpredictable until further notice.
- Riding it out in: Pirate Queens, windows open.
Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood



