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Batten Down the Hot Flashes ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Batten Down ~ Weather Coming From Inside

A new front has opened in the thermostat war, and it is personal. One minute the cabin is fine, the next the windows are open in January and the fan is on high. Rough seas, no forecast, and absolutely no shame about it.

  • Friend gift that gets it: For the sister, the coworker, or the walking-group buddy riding out the same storm with a sense of humor and a portable fan.
  • Crew advisory: Hatches secured, layers removed, mood unpredictable until further notice.
  • Riding it out in: Pirate Queens, windows open.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure