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Batten Down the Hot Flashes ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Batten Down ~ Weather Coming From Inside

A new front has opened in the thermostat war, and it is personal. One minute the cabin is fine, the next the windows are open in January and the fan is on high. Rough seas, no forecast, and absolutely no shame about it.

  • Friend gift that gets it: For the sister, the coworker, or the walking-group buddy riding out the same storm with a sense of humor and a portable fan.
  • Crew advisory: Hatches secured, layers removed, mood unpredictable until further notice.
  • Riding it out in: Pirate Queens, windows open.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer