Free shipping on all orders over $99

Bad Decisions Make Great Stories ~ Ornament

$9.99

Shipping calculated at checkout.

Size
  • Happiness Guaranteed ~ 30-Day Returns
  • For the Beautifully Disreputable
  • Ships Fast from USA
  • Designed by Damien, Founder

Description

Bad Decisions Make Great Stories ~ Ask Anyone Who Was There

Nobody tells tales about the night everyone went to bed early. The legends come from the dinghy ride at two in the morning and the dare nobody should have taken.

  • Storyteller Gift: For the friend whose opening line is always, you will not believe this.
  • Reunion Fuel: Bring it to the trip where old stories get retold louder.
  • Zero Regret Zone: Every chapter counts, especially the embarrassing ones.


A small piece of plunder that fits in any stocking. Pirate Dayz makes this round ornament in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, ready to hang with its own string, and it shrugs off a damp-cloth wipe year after year.