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Bad Decisions Make Great Stories ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Bad Decisions Make Great Stories ~ Ask Anyone Who Was There

Nobody tells tales about the night everyone went to bed early. The legends come from the dinghy ride at two in the morning and the dare nobody should have taken.

  • Storyteller Gift: For the friend whose opening line is always, you will not believe this.
  • Reunion Fuel: Bring it to the trip where old stories get retold louder.
  • Zero Regret Zone: Every chapter counts, especially the embarrassing ones.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood