Authority Standards ~ Ornament

Respect Is Available, Terms Apply

Following a leader has never been the problem. Finding one worth the trouble is where the trouble starts. For the colleague who asks why in the meeting everyone else sleeps through, the adult child who still negotiates with the family calendar, and anyone whose personnel file includes the word spirited.

• The Pushback Pro: A gift for the teammate who saved the project by refusing the first plan.
• Birthday or Promotion: Fits the day they finally got the title that comes with saying no officially.
• Modern Scoundrels: Where independence is a standard, not an issue.

A small piece of plunder that fits in any stocking. Pirate Dayz makes this round ornament in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, ready to hang with its own string, and it shrugs off a damp-cloth wipe year after year.