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Ahoy Is a Greeting Aboard Is a Commitment ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Ahoy Is a Greeting Aboard Is a Commitment ~ Read the Fine Print

There is a difference between waving from the dock and stepping onto the boat, and anyone who has been asked to stay the night knows exactly what it is. The owner knows it too. This spells it out so nobody has to.

  • Boat Owner Rules: A clear policy for the couple whose weekend guests keep turning into weeklong ones.
  • Relationship Terms: Perfect for the pair who went from hello to joint custody of a labrador in one summer.
  • The Dock After Dark: Moored with Pirates After Dark, where a friendly hello has terms and conditions once the gangway lifts.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood