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Ahoy Is a Greeting Aboard Is a Commitment ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Ahoy Is a Greeting Aboard Is a Commitment ~ Read the Fine Print

There is a difference between waving from the dock and stepping onto the boat, and anyone who has been asked to stay the night knows exactly what it is. The owner knows it too. This spells it out so nobody has to.

  • Boat Owner Rules: A clear policy for the couple whose weekend guests keep turning into weeklong ones.
  • Relationship Terms: Perfect for the pair who went from hello to joint custody of a labrador in one summer.
  • The Dock After Dark: Moored with Pirates After Dark, where a friendly hello has terms and conditions once the gangway lifts.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer