A Real Lady Would Never ~ Ornament
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A Real Lady Would Never ~ Good Thing She Is Not One
Etiquette books have a long list of things a proper woman avoids. Her calendar has a long list of those exact activities. Somebody has to keep life interesting.
- Rule Breaker: For the friend who hears never and takes it as a dare.
- Sly Humor: Polite words with a very impolite wink.
- Mother's Despair: Lovingly honors every lecture she ignored.
For the friend who decorates the tree like a treasure map. Pick ceramic (3 inches) or aluminum (3.6 inches); the hanging string comes along, and a quick wipe with a damp cloth keeps it ready for next year's voyage.
