A Real Lady Would Never ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

A Real Lady Would Never ~ Good Thing She Is Not One

Etiquette books have a long list of things a proper woman avoids. Her calendar has a long list of those exact activities. Somebody has to keep life interesting.

• Rule Breaker: For the friend who hears never and takes it as a dare.
• Sly Humor: Polite words with a very impolite wink.
• Mother's Despair: Lovingly honors every lecture she ignored.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood