A Real Lady Would Never ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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A Real Lady Would Never ~ Good Thing She Is Not One
Etiquette books have a long list of things a proper woman avoids. Her calendar has a long list of those exact activities. Somebody has to keep life interesting.
- Rule Breaker: For the friend who hears never and takes it as a dare.
- Sly Humor: Polite words with a very impolite wink.
- Mother's Despair: Lovingly honors every lecture she ignored.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
