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A Real Lady Would Never ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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A Real Lady Would Never ~ Good Thing She Is Not One

Etiquette books have a long list of things a proper woman avoids. Her calendar has a long list of those exact activities. Somebody has to keep life interesting.

  • Rule Breaker: For the friend who hears never and takes it as a dare.
  • Sly Humor: Polite words with a very impolite wink.
  • Mother's Despair: Lovingly honors every lecture she ignored.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer